2. Try to wash at least once a week
3. Don't try and pick up potential partners by telling them about your medical problems
4. Don't start conversations by stating that Spice girls are 'really really' cool
5. Better yet, don't start conversations at all-you're a reject, nobody wants to talk to you anyway
6. Realise that not everybody plays Warhammer, and that normal conversations don't start with 'What army are ya?!"
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